Valentine’s Day – My thoughts in Humour on February 14, 2008 February 14, 2008 with 1 Comment Need I say more? Previous Post← Caveau at the Mill Caveau at the Mill Next PostFebruary 2008 newsletter available → February 2008 newsletter available
A guest at a smart restaurant notices that there was no salt and pepper on the table after the food was served and called the waiter;
“Excuse me, Waiter, but I wonder of you could possible bring us some salt and pepper?”
The waiter answers huffily “I beg your pardon! I am not a waiter! I….am an actor..!”
The guest, taken aback for a second, responds ” Well do you think you could act like a fucking waiter then?”
This is a true story.